I am writing this FROM THE FUTURE!
Or maybe FROM THE PAST?
From the Writers of the Future gala, anyway. Hooray for automated posts.
Last words of Josh Jacobs, 25th-century Retro-hipster, upon Attempting to Ironically Use 20th-century Last Words to Draw Attention to His Dangerous Traversal of the Mega-highwire of Mars
by Stewart C Baker
Hey y’all, watch this!
(Unlike most of these little story-things, this one has not a thing to do with someone dying–it just turns the whole concept of last words on its head!)