Heeey! It’s Valentine’s Day!
What better way to celebrate than with an early installment of my five-word-story series, “Last Words”?
Okay, there are probably dozens of better ways. But I’m not going to let that stop me.
So, without further ado:
Final Words of João Eduardo Santos Tavares Cavalcante, the Galaxy’s Greatest Lover, after Being Told that Skin-to-Skin Contact with the Hrrga was Immediately and Excruciatingly Fatal, and that Making Love to Their Ambassador Was a Terrible Idea.
by Stewart C Baker
My love makes me invincible.