It has been so hot around here lately that my ears are starting to melt and drain out from my brain. (ETA: as proof of which, I set this to post ten days after the right day.)
No, wait, should that be the other way around?
Maybe it should. Maybe it shouldn’t. More importantly: what does it have to do with this week’s “Last Words” post?
Absolutely nothing. I just thought you should know.
Dying Words of Alshral Dei, Wisest and Most Venerable Sage of the Twenty-Eight Inhabited Galaxies, as Recorded and Distributed by Ansible to Three Hundred Billion Warring Races to Herald the Beginning of an Era of Universal Peace.
by Stewart C Baker
[unintelligible mumbling]